We have had some funny experiences with teenage men (17-25) and really old men (80-100). So, we could just be walking along in the market, as a family, and people will greet us in weird and strange ways. For example:
Teenage men: Good morning/afternoon/evening, my brother (Rockwell), my lady (my mom), sir (my dad), my wife (me!).
Old men:Good morning/afternoon/evening, my son (Rockwell), madam (my mom), my brother (my dad), my wife (me!).
It's really awkward when they say that. Then they ask, "Will you be my wife?" "No way!" is my response. And frankly, none of them have been very attractive (that's a good thing).
Sometimes in stores female cashiers call Rockwell their "husband". He just says "No.".
Teenage men: Good morning/afternoon/evening, my brother (Rockwell), my lady (my mom), sir (my dad), my wife (me!).
Old men:Good morning/afternoon/evening, my son (Rockwell), madam (my mom), my brother (my dad), my wife (me!).
It's really awkward when they say that. Then they ask, "Will you be my wife?" "No way!" is my response. And frankly, none of them have been very attractive (that's a good thing).
Sometimes in stores female cashiers call Rockwell their "husband". He just says "No.".
I think it would reeeallly surprise your parents if you went off and got married in Africa, Hannah.
ReplyDeleteHannah Banana. I think that I'm getting pretty close to really old men;-) Really enjoying your journey!
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So I wonder how they propose for real? You should ask some folks in your ward!
ReplyDeleteLolololol! Just start counting how many proposals you've received. No one will ever be able to best you!
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